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lexlifts:

thornsandwillows:

If you take a young man and woman and they both tell a stranger that they work in the same restaurant, it’s very likely that they will assume that the woman is the waitress, and the young man a cook.

But I thought a woman’s place was in the kitchen? Not when she’s being paid for it. I can’t believe it took me this long to realize the implication of this. A woman’s place is one of servitude.

this fucking hit me like a fucking train 

New plan. I’m gonna charm her.

jalexaremyhomeboys:

reasons i don’t want to do a presentation in front of my class:

  • my voice shakes
  • i go all red 
  • i’m ugly
  • people will be looking at me
  • i’M UGLY AND PEOPLE WILL BE LOOKING AT ME AND MY VOICE WILL GO ALL WEIRD THIS IS AN ISSUE

origamically:

Eruri Week Day Two: Blood

"Erwin, we’ve done unspeakable things…"
"I’m sorry, that was a strange thing to ask."

origamically:

No, it’s just the beginning.

jr high au continues on for some reason


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origamically:

Levi’s not really the right person to ask about that as they’re both notorious for hideous yearbook photos. No one knows if it’s a joke…

brucebannrs:

How It Should Have Ended: Frozen [x]

legfruit:

tips for uni!!

- i don’t have any
- none of us know what we’re doing
- make rich friends

f4me:

Today my teacher was writing on the board and he made his letter D weird and he said “sorry my D isn’t very straight” and the whole class couldn’t stop laughing and he had no idea what was going on

simp-licity:

fawun:

I’m done with this website

WHAT IS THIS HAHAHA

simp-licity:

fawun:

I’m done with this website

WHAT IS THIS HAHAHA